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Hmm...according to the title...this must be the GSHI Secret Room! Enjoy your stay here, and keep the secret between us...I'll add on to this page as I go along.
Happy hacking...
- Lazy Bastard
OK, now on to some other stuff. Anything from here on is kinda like a gift to you for being sober enough to find this place...
Well...what can I say, I couldn't resist. Many thanks to Magus (or Sugam, spelled backwards) for bringing this gif to my attention.
To everyone in the GS World (especially those at the GSHI, who will ever actually see this), keep on kickin' @$$, hackin' codes, and questioning authority, 'cause that's what we do when someone pisses us off, that's what we do for entertainment, and that's what we do to make sure our authority isn't a bunch of dumbasses. Many ups, 'sups, slaps, props, kudos, greetings Earthlings (for you Trekkies), and "See you in Hell"s (for you Satanists) to everyone out there that's stayed here through tough times and cool ones. Thanks for being around to request codes, for me to show cool stuff to, and for me to ridicule behind your ba...I mean...uh...yeah, thanks for being around! Darkness and Gloom to the goths, Peace and Love to the hippies, Violence and Hate to the punks, and much Crime to all! 'Till next time I decide to say something, this is LB going to take a big crap signing off. Cya around, everyone.
There's another one worth watching. Thanks to Magus for sending it in.
I've had that one for a while, but now it lives here.
Well...this's odd...but I didn't wanna be the only one who saw it...so...here...
Notice the similarities...yeah. From what I hear, the one on the left is our version (duh), and the one on the right is the Jap one.To the editors that censored ours...you bastards. And why waste your time on that; nothing's being shown that's not legally OK. Babies' bottoms can be shown on television commercials, so who's to say you can't show a woman's (or an esper's) in a video game? Ah well...as long as you're wasting it on something...that's what insert random person used to say...that is before insert random event. Damn, I'm tired...and...Lazy. Gotta go, catch ya later.
Ah yes...that famous battle, fought many years ago, between the GSHI and the forces of darkness. It was...in the Hyrule throne room. I recall I was very lazy that day, and decided to let Magus take care of the work, while I met RPGod at the Kakariko bar to have a few beers. RPGod got drunk and held the bartender up with a GSPro (he can throw that thing pretty hard...I've still got a bruise from that time I called him Slient Bobo's bitch...), forcing him to give him shot after shot of whiskey...but that's another story. The three most powerful leaders of darkness, allied with the evil Link Brothers, were planning to use the Triforce, Atma, and the Mana Tree in focused unison, so as to create a small hole in space, allowing them to escape to our dimension, where they could expand their empire into the hacking world and beyond. We quickly put a stop to this when we inserted ourselves into the VG world with hacked powers, near invulnerability, and 1,736 rupees (don't blame me if the conversion rate from Gil was bad at the time), thwarting their diabolical plans just in time for a nacho break. Unfortunately, nachos had not been invented.
GSHIBattle.zip
All was not well for long, however, as, when we visited the next day, RPGod got us banished from Kakariko when he took a piss on the Elder's beard...he claims that the elder insulted his dog. Normally I would accept this, but...the elder was sleeping, and it was 2:00 in the morning...and RPGod...well, there were 8 beers missing from my fridge, and he was only alone in the kitchen for about five minutes...ah well. Memories...
I just noticed that Bahamut Lagoon uses a monster with the same image and the same name as one in FF6.
I never knew this, because I only recently began playing BL. Wish I could find that translation I saw when I didn't need it, heh. Gotta run.
Later.
Well, I stripped HAcKen of his admin powers today. There was no anger involved; it just had to be done. I'm not even going to tell him. Let's see how long it'll take him to notice. Might be a long wait. He hasn't contributed anything in like a year. Hell, that's about how long it's been since he even visited. Too much work on his own site. In fact, his name isn't even HAcKen anymore; he changed it to Osiris a while ago. Anyway, all the other admins at least post at the UBB every once in a while (although most post basically every day). That's all I ask. I give you adminship of one of the biggest GS sites on the net (and probably the coolest, in my haughty opinion, heh), and all I ask in return is that you at least post at the UBB once in a while. OK, now that I'm thinking, it's time to play...
Why
Did
Lazy
Give
Admin
Powers?
BY LAZY BASTARD
Heh. Nah, that's crappy. I don't wanna do that. I'll just do a little bio and talk a little.
RPGod - RPGod thought of the same basic idea as yours truly, at the same time as well, and we both posted on the same board, in the same forum, on the same topic, within about 3 minutes of each other, about the same thing: the idea that has become the GSHI. I was pretty surprised to come back and see what seemed to me like a reply to my post, before it, heh. So I e-mailed him about it, I think we threw some ideas around (it WAS like...a long time ago), and I went off and started the project. Another group of hackers basically tried to steal the idea and use it before I did, but I beat them to finishing mine, which was better anyway since the idea was potent in my mind, posted the link, and they gave up, their attempt fizzling into nothingness.
Magus - When Magus first entered the GS world and saw me at the GSCCC UBB, I was a raging hackaholic, pumpin' out codes and posting'em every day like there was no tomorrow. At a time when most people were too scared to e-mail me personally (when they did, they apologized like seven times in the letter for taking up my valuable time, and explained how they knew I was very busy, and then kissed my feet for replying, heh), for fear that I might post angrily at them or something (at that time I was one of the top two or three most powerful people in the scene, which meant my word was law--if I said something, by the next day, thirty people were posting on my side, and probably fifty by the end of the week), Magus just dropped me a line and asked me for hacking advice, said "blah blah blah" about this code, asked a question about this or that, requested something, and kept replying whenever he had a question or something to say. The main thing was that he talked to me like you talk to a regular person, not like I was the god of all things who might smite him down if he bothered me too much. What most people didn't know was that I didn't mind at all to get their e-mails. The only ones I did mind were "how do you hack?" or "I've got a challenge for you" or "why haven't you hacked any codes for this game?". The answers to those questions/replies to that comment are: a) Too broad, ask me how to hack a specific thing b) Don't challenge hackers: it doesn't help, it just pisses them off and insults their intelligence. Hackers are usually highly intelligent people; you don't insult a beautiful girl's looks, do you? c) I either do not have it, think it sucks, or cannot think of anything to hack for it. Give me a request, and I'll work on it if I have the game. </rant> Anyway, Magus is indispensable. He's my graphics designer, the most active UBB admin, the guy who's found new hosting for the UBB every time the bastards kicked us, an active hacker, a resident of a hick town, and basically my right hand man. These first two will inherit the GSHI throne when I leave.
CzarDragon - CzarDragon suddenly returned from oblivion and his absence of about a year from the scene, and posted one day here. Despite how cocky I am, Czar is probably the greatest GS hacker of all time. One day he just mysteriously disappeared, and when he suddenly returned, I was quite surprised. RPGod and Czar were well acquainted (they hacked the FF7 debug room code together), which is probably why Czar came to the GSHI and posted at the old EZBoard in the first place, and Magus...or perhaps RPGod...I don't remember...made him an admin. When I found out about this, I approved of his adminship, welcomed him, and figured that although he probably wouldn't be of much use as an admin, he would be a great attribute to the GSHI as a hacker. I was far from being correct, as he became one of the most important people working at the GSHI BB, and now the UBB. In any case, if you boil it all down, CzarDragon earned his stay before he even came here.
CCV2K and Munky - I'm putting them as one because they were both made admins at the same time for the same reason. CCV and Munk are the reason we have a UBB today. Because they worked so damn hard on something that was for other people, they deserved something more than a crappy "thank you", and becoming GSHI administrators seemed like the only thing good enough. Afterward, CCV2k hired himself as the UBB tester (heheh) and Ubb scheme...tester...and does a damn good job. He's also one of our most active admins, and is the only admin that's ever online at the same time I am, lol. Munky became the UBB hack guy and did everything else to do with installation of the UBB and fixing bugs and the like. Magus quickly learned pretty much everything to do with UBB's, and was the one who installed ours the last two times we moved, I believe, as Munk isn't around very often anymore.
Alucard - Alucard was the joint owner of RPGod's old site, Gamers Revolt, and, obviously, a friend of RPGod's. He came to the board probably because RPGod was able to successfully brainwash him into it (lol), and was quite an active poster. Being that he was RPGod's friend and could most likely be trusted, and that he seemed intelligently reasonable and reasonably intelligent, Magus made him a mod. After a few days, or weeks, perhaps, his usefulness had him promoted to administrator. Now that I think about it, Alucard kinda reminds me of one of those old WWII commanders that started small but, because they kicked so much @$$, became generals by the end of the war.
Well, that's it. Now you know a little more about the history of The GS Hackers Index. Oh yeah, I hired myself about two weeks ago, out of pity. My job is to try and sell our new GSHI cereal,
Hexbits - The only cereal with floating marshmallowy hexadecimal goodness in every mouthful. A new GS hacking screenshot on the back of each box---collect them all! Save 400 proofs of purchase, and we'll make you our newest moderator. Sound fair?
Happy eating...
Heheh, just joking. Although, now that I put some thought into it, that cereal sounded pretty cool, and I wish I had a box of it right now, heh. Damn me and my good imagination. And damn me for staying up so late and getting so damn tired. Now, what do I have around here...hmm... a box of small Pop Tarts...yeah, that'll do. Mmm...Pop Tarts. Huh...small Pop Ta--dammit, that's a floppy disc. Just figured it was kinda stale. I better get some sleep. I'm too lazy to be spitting out computer accessories for your entertainment...good night. Oh, lemme finish my disc before I go to bed. Mmm...floppy disc...good night.
Secret Room, Part Two