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  1. 02-12-2008, 07:54:25 PM #1
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    Default word games are illegal in California

    <insert item/sentence here> is illegal in California.
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    Mir is illegal in California.
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    Having 10% or more of your blood content anything other than normal blood is illegal in California. Note, this is also fatal in California.
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    Being able to read only one language in California is illegal and impossible.

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    Buying or selling Absinthe is illegal in California, but owning it is not.

    "What seems to be the problem, officer?"

    "Sir, where did you get that Absinthe?"

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    Idling on IRC is illegal in CA.
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    Two objects occupying the same space at the same time is illegal in California.
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    Pitting a tortoise against a hare in a race is Illegal in California.
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    Tom Hanks allowing a female baseball player to cry is illegal in California. There's no crying in baseball.
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    Using the word, "instantaneously", rather than simply, "instantly", is illegal in California, and pointless everywhere else.
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    Reacting more quickly to IRC PMs than verbal communication is illegal in California.
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