Free Word Stories: DSman PartyVan adventures!

[MIR]

After returning form the repair shop and getting restocked of all the joose that could fit the DSman PartyVan is ready agian to go on another fun filled adventure through the lands of the interwebs avoiding the well known hazards including, but not limited to, GSCspammers (AKA The Loyal Ordinace of the Vat of Rune), The Evil Wizard of Ashland, and strange and unuaslual spikes of slurpspiders that waste bandwidth when it is needed for sending Porn via IRC in the world of the JUPI and SuperThal.

Suddenly The Party Van crashes into a sign. Amazinly the crash repainted the PartyVan an unusal color of Grue allowing for Zorkminds to pass trough without relizing they are outdated by 20 years. The sign was a Sign that said "BEWARE: Of TROLLYTROLLY TROLLS for they make the hidious sound known as -Global- which brings pain and bloo....."It seems the sign was never finished. Leaving........

[LiquidManZero]

...skeletons of the thousands of victims who had been enslaved to work upon the sign. Conveniently, they had been fed with instant nachos and dehydrated beer, of which lots of it is still in the nearby abandoned shipping crates.

[MIR]

These shipping crates where destined to be received by the GSHI mart but is seems some asshole named Akfek fucked up the order form and thus the where by the sign.

Suddenly the CB radio on the DSman PartyVan screamed out "HALP REAP!!!". Which turned out to be a distress signal from Raccoon City that they where under seige and needed to party hard because you are not the man now, dog. They offered as a reward, 20 tonnes of grade S (Censored by the Drug Enforcement Agency) which would be stored in the GSHI HQ basement.

[LiquidManZero]

The party grabs a bunch of machine gun rocket launchers, and then decides to just nuke the city instead.

[MIR]

While this was happening Mir killed Darkserge by saying in some mIRC that Akfek was not there. This was pointed out buy another person who helped in the swift burial before the corpse ruined the Soma with burning methane.

[LiquidManZero]

"Woah dude. Akfek's not here man." DarkSerge seems to be pretty wasted off root bear again. But that's entirely unrelated, because suddenly Kwik-E-Marts have opened up and are trying to compete with GSHI Mart's nachos... By selling cheap donuts.

[MIR]

This annoys the staff at the GSHI Mart including Mir who seemed to be put in charge of inventory and stocking (how the hell?). So to compete against the Kwik-E-Marts Squeshies, Mir ordered Bawls Slurpie and offered .69c tacos to all who haven't been pissed on for years. This attracts the DSman PartyVan which needs to refuel on the Root Bear that was recently put on sale for 3 for $1.25.

[Lazy Bastard]

At this very moment, TruWizdom finishes, and uses, a device that makes everyone in the city think about him at the same time. It's unclear what the damages are, but some will never be the same.

[MIR]

Including some Anon908 who has never been the same since he was kilened and will never be the same. All is saved by the magical device known as THE MAGIC PORTER. The side effect of The Magic Porter is that every one now speaks in hexadecimal either encrypted or decrypted.

[LiquidManZero]

For no apparent reason, a Vat of Rune suddenly spawns right next door to the GSHI Mart. The smell is bad enough the entire city is evacuated.