the freeword stories illiterate child

[MIR]

Id be digging shit up even if carnage comes around, the story will be giving out free hexbits to darkserge's mom, who hates all cereal including trix and razorbladed apple jacks, pirate munchies, and liquid's root bear along with any hacker/stoner snacks even resembling elephants genitals or penguin's testicles that lazy bastards can't stand on without starting to make you want a potato bonsai kit.

[Mike The Metalhead]

f u am guin homz wif ma pipz

[MIR]

While people where trying to read Mike the Metalhead's post, teh fibi came and took Mir away for questioning about his blatent use of the word fuck on certan sites and why the firmware of the Coke[tm] machine is screwed up to the point that their top official cannot hack it to get a free diet Coke[tm]. While in the waiting room of teh fibi building in texico mexico (they are outsourcing that too?) t.A.T.u appears to be having lesbian sex while one of them looks 8 months pregnant. This causes the Jupi fan club to be blastfuly confused on how this could geneticaly happen.

[LiquidManZero]

Apparently, this is for some porno called "The Russians Are Coming - New Mexico Edition". Luckily, no Mexican donkeys are involved.

[MIR]

Meanwhile in some Bar down south.l The root bear was enjoying a meal of fish and rice when he remembered that he is suppose to terrorize the deep dark basement of GSHI and go after a Serge that is Dark. this causes the root bear to get upset and subsequently the root bear flips the table over.

[LiquidManZero]

DarkSerge yells in agony as the huge table flies into him from behind. The root bear freaks out having probably killed his biggest customer, and decides to pretend to be pedobear until heat cools off a bit.

[MIR]

This is when mOOt comes in the picture to sue FOX for being meanies about the activities of pedobear. This selfresponsive institutional fight was brodcast on YouTube for all to see except the few assholes who run Linux on a APPLE PowerPC or iPhone. Glory be to Sim and the cities that are built into the world of the chan!

[LiquidManZero]

An all out battle of the undead penguins against the evil Apple conspiracy to prevent watching of YouTube ensues, which accidentally results in a 50 yottabyte sized hard drive full of rogue memes getting uploaded to 4chan.

[MIR]

This causes 2chan to become quite pissed. They ask for 4chan to be removed from Funtaba and the disentagration of Max-Evolution.com. This is when the Wrath of a Jupi comes into play. "Beware of the Lulz" is what is posted on The Pirate Bay and some odd site known as DoI.